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Badges?  
Do not ask for whom the rules are written.

A while back there was a Christastrophe post about corporate ID badges and the rules someone had to make on the care of such badges due to the stupidity and oddity of the general public. And I laughed and I looked around for the piece of paper I got with my badge. It was in a drawer where I'd put it away without reading it. It looked similar to the instructions Chris received.

I work in a "high security building" where you need an id badge to go anywhere at all, ever. It doesn't really seem to help with security as my wallet went missing from my desk drawer several weeks ago, but whatever. I guess they're trying. Since I need my badge to go anywhere, ever, I often tuck it in my back pocket, if I'm wearing something with a back pocket, so I always have it with me. Especially when I'm running auditions by myself I have so much on my mind, there isn't room in my brain to remember to carry my badge. Evidently. I'd staple the damn thing to my forehead but I think that pamphlet says that I shouldn't.

This weekend Eric did the laundry which is awesome, but I'd left my id badge in my back pocket still and it is warped. Warped! Cause you aren't supposed to machine wash them. It says so right in the pamphlet. Damn! I might as well have bitten it.

I'm off to spill solvent on it and cover it with fudge.

posted by Maxwell at 10:45 AM